I’m Jeff Gill. I mostly post stuff here that I make. I’m also the creator of the world famous Secret Comics Club. I do other stuff too. It is true that these few things do not come anywhere near being unlimited wonderful, but you’re here now… var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-8380091-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @jqgill)http://jqgill.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/229932d283bea98c9eb9f5e5742e6389/tumblr_moi6w2ZdyI1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was given the use of an iPad today. I drew this.</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/53138114288http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/53138114288Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:43:14 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/153028cf1ea4b99edbfb0e4e397610ac/tumblr_mo787c3DCL1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Like drinking people, Gerald Bidule speaks only about political fish, the daughter of his mind.” (For plumesofadamant)</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/52660125485http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/52660125485Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:38:00 +0100<p>I’m so glad that someone finally found the courage to speak out about Gerald Wossname. I believe I speak for Spiffers, Boshy and all right thinking British people when I say this never-ending drivel about his imaginary daughter must stop now! Is Gerald a drinking person or simply mad? Whatever the answer, surely the asylum is the only place for him. —Lady Beeching-Twaddlecroft, Dorking</p> <p>PS Young Master Gill of Lower Backpain has asked me to enclose his rudimentary effort at an illustration of the offending party. The quality is less than stellar, even for such a young man, but as his mother supplies the manor with a sublime lemon curd I was obliged to honour the request.</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/52660013153http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/52660013153Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:36:23 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12f2c2d978615fc73cb54ec18604454f/tumblr_mo2t3jlJVz1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I thought I would draw something a little less surreal than usual.</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/52458065758http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/52458065758Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:21:19 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1df45e68abf94f1092039edbb2bae936/tumblr_mo2py21lOl1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/52455154717http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/52455154717Sat, 08 Jun 2013 13:13:14 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b6458125fb7aa87fc0f109c2b9fa5a6/tumblr_mnkbgalZK21qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Racist bird gets shouty during times of uncertainty.</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/51641664866http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/51641664866Wed, 29 May 2013 14:43:22 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6853c2850c80d2dd803a5f8080aeeb08/tumblr_mnkbewmZEN1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Is that a bag of unauthorised birdseed under your wing?</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/51641626048http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/51641626048Wed, 29 May 2013 14:42:32 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ea272e2d155ad9ec9f53d614a7e7a36/tumblr_mnh7blBU591qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The thing I don’t understand is where it learned English.</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/51503609308http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/51503609308Mon, 27 May 2013 22:21:21 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4295f763c2cb3c73b99616b97915778c/tumblr_mnfdlol86T1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Calves do too have toes! (They lose them at about 14 months.)</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/51422044679http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/51422044679Sun, 26 May 2013 22:41:48 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2953dc9b5134e7e7751284e3dd94a76f/tumblr_mmzz8sovPI1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This week in the Gill household, we have been talking about education policy.</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/50728495805http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/50728495805Sat, 18 May 2013 15:07:40 +0100Michael GoveDolores UmbridgeDfE<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/jqgill/50667036552/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50667036552" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>My greatest work (so far).</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/50667036552http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/50667036552Fri, 17 May 2013 20:01:06 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/646cb5f4e5cac633a7986ce86b7a2b36/tumblr_mmwxnyCr4C1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>College is finished for the year. I have free time again. Now I just need to remember how to draw.</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/50607021364http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/50607021364Thu, 16 May 2013 23:40:46 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76834c13cea82c3cd04efbabf1222a3d/tumblr_mm0q51oZ4N1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Perfect for the young child of an undertaker. (Sometimes, it’s important to take a little break from the essay one is writing to do some High Quality Photoshopping.)</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/49176021384http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/49176021384Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:15:00 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d83cede539d75394302b06e3fdaa536c/tumblr_mlmc6r5lPW1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s important that you never forget how lucky I am.</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/48545254945http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/48545254945Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:47:00 +0100graciously lacking in unattractive smugnessdon't get too jealous; it rains most of the timeYou: Are you doing any drawings, Jeff?<br /> Me: No, I'm writing about how two different newspapers report the same story differently, like I'm a high school student or something. Because apparently this is how you earn a BA these days.http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/47954743652http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/47954743652Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:47:08 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2250cf14c06616d29bcd5c9458b0f710/tumblr_mkjnu0zUrS1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/46790005862http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/46790005862Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:32:24 +0100robotthere can be miracles if you believe<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee2cb3460d89972f55625ae373024deb/tumblr_mkjnqziku41qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve been trying to learn how to draw tiny young girls for a Christmas present I owe my sister.</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/46789867287http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/46789867287Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:30:35 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f7197089bc8cca639d2db09e616b024/tumblr_mkf4deXdJh1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/46583532078http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/46583532078Fri, 29 Mar 2013 10:41:38 +0000simon and garfunkel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cacf92e0f5c6fdadefc90e200c7ec5f1/tumblr_mk50b17kYh1qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A snowman in Wales is a rare and beautiful creature made of purest snow and mud and grass and parents’ determined scavengings.</p>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/46112982786http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/46112982786Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:37:49 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/067efd1f1f1f9015895cfba63aa5f60d/tumblr_mk2xuyi7y71qzw9wzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/46013546867http://jqgill.tumblr.com/post/46013546867Fri, 22 Mar 2013 20:49:46 +0000bird factscranebird