‘Quick, Jeff! People are following you! Confuse them some badly drawn sketches, then try sell them an ugly cushion with a naked devil on it!’ —badly drawn naked devil Er, if any of you want a badly drawn naked devil on an ugly cushion, that could probably be sorted out. I have to go to bed now because I’m tired and awkward.
(I don’t think you’re fools. The naked devil does, but he’s a jerk.)
Three days ago I asked someone to push the famous button, and today nearly 400 of you started following me because I drew a frog with wings. Thank you and welcome!
I have a family, a full time job, and I’m trying to earn a culinary arts degree, so mostly I post a couple things on weekends. The quality is variable. The important thing to me is that I actually Do Drawing.
My tiny little brain is not very good at social or networking, but I will try to have a look at all your lovely blogs over the next couple weeks.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
Probably they’re talking about gun control or a cat video on YouTube.
College corridor, abandoned shoe and hairnet.
I’ve never once been a trending topic on Twitter
Here’s the thing, guys. I want to be a SUPERFAMOUS art drawer on the internet, but I don’t want to put in all the hundreds of hours it takes to get really good at art drawing. And I’m really terrible at self-promotion and social networking and humans. But I’m an American Citizen and a UK Taxpayer. If anyone deserves underserved fame, I do. So could one of you celebrities please send my Tumblr to Tumblr HQ and tell them to push the famous button? Thanks.
(lawn photo by Gojame.)
Pin-tailed marsh warbler. Probably.
I don’t believe in radiators. I believe in wallabies. A little something to get your foot on the right side of the bed this morning.
(Inspired by this. Photo by Christian Guthier.)
This afternoon, near Bryn-y-Maen above Colwyn Bay, North Wales.
I imagine a pigeon from hell would be relentlessly effective at not being terrifying.
I certainly didn’t plan this.
