Jeff is for sale
- You (two weeks from now): Jeff, Jeff, where are those frog cartoons we love to ignore? Where is the next thrilling instalment in your ridiculously exciting life story? We miss you Jeff!
- Me (two weeks from now): Sorry guys, I'm doing a real design job for actual money so I can pay the lawyer and the bank and the mechanic and the people in Somerset who are providing my family with a lovely holiday next month.
- You (two weeks from now): Ooh, look! Mr Sweeney has posted another adorable animal with a witty caption.