October 2010
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A first draft excerpt from Flock
(Sorry, no illustration.)
I’m Clark. Sitting on the wire is just my job. I’m really a feather fancier. You’d be surprised how many of us FCs there are. The C is for connoisseur, not collector. We meet on a Thursday afternoon in the conker tree, except on third Thursdays because of the Woodpecker Lodge — the mess they leave! We have go to the willow by the lake, which sounds nice but...
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This is a thing you can make on a Sunday afternoon to entertain your bored seven year-old daughter. Its name is Collins
Necessary supplies:
one hour of a Sunday afternoon
bored seven year-old
empty toilet paper tube
paper
two straws
sellotape / scotch tape
some thin card, like what a cereal box is made of
hole punch
the Internet, so you can remind yourself how to make a paper boat.
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That Is Correct. Balls. Soaked With Sweat. Lying On The Floor In The Fetal...
– Me, clarifying my last post.
September 2010
16 posts
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