NowIAmSix. That guy (could be a girl, but for the purposes of this rant they are a he) seriously cheeses me off. A lot. He’s put every single episode of Frasier on YouTube. Jerk. I like Frasier. It is one of the great sitcoms. I like to watch it For Free Whenever I Want, but thanks to NowIAmSix I can’t because his videos are rubbish. The pictures have all the clarity of an arthritic pensioner’s watercolour homage to Monet. The sound is out of sync and has a bitrate of approximately minus two. In short, his Frasier videos are unwatchable. They make me cry out in anger and rage and frustration. If he knew the number of curses I have cast at his name as it glows on my screen, he would be thanking his creator that I was not educated at Hogwarts. I want him to go away. I want all his Frasier videos to be ripped from the server farm and cast into the abyss of dead code. I want his username to be erased from the memory banks of the Internet. Let another, greater YouTube user rise to take his place. Come forward, JosMasterOfVideos! Upload, your entire Frasier collection! OllieJonsson, seize the greatness that can be yours! Upload more Frasier! I am the digital consumer of 2009, and I demand that I be given whatever I want whenever I want it. For Free! It is my right. And the only person standing in my way is that jumped up little kiwi, NowIAmSix.